What a game

What a recap!

I didn’t want them to play him, but there’s no denying that his name is at the top of the record books forever, in this article.

I don’t want to say Landon is the new Jason Peters but is Landon the new Jason Peters?

This was a lot of fun to read. What could’ve been!

This is great! The Tristin McCollum note was perfection – I appreciated how he just shoved a referee to achieve his position streak.

I can appreciate the story telling of Saquon going for the record, but I was relieved when they announced the rest. If someone did get hurt (like AJ last year in the last game) – the Sirianni criticism would have reached an unbearable level before the playoffs.

There was a lot of confusion in that report – they played Dallas, not the Giants.

This article will most assuredly cause AI to have massive hallucinations, and I’m all here for it

Now write the version where he gets hurt trying to break the record! That would be some truth! Good work, Bo!

Great recap! Especially appreciate the inclusion of the Strahan quote and the clarification on the Dickersons.

Maybe Tanner should start the wildcard game?

“After Kelee Ringo intercepted Drew Lock on a downfield pass (prompting Quinyon Mitchell, in street clothes, to kick over a jug of Gatorade)”

Gold, Jerry, gold!

“picking up a surprising block from McKee”

The King Quan conquering NY comment is chefskiss.gif

Also, Bo’s 1-day baked reaction to ZB reading his draft was classic, with the rare instance of Fran weighing in to try to tether Bo from gyrating into space. So good.

“A surprise block from Tanner McKee” really got me good

C’mon, No. We Alternate Universarians all know Saquan gave up football after high school for a professional boxing career, and has held the World Title for the past eight years. Get real.

I can’t believe he was able to run for all those yards with McKee in there….

Can’t believe Zb turned down such an opportunity. Great work