I’m curious which other categories were considered for Joshua Harris.

“Worst third date Stone Handy, Edge” freaking buckled me. Great work you are a true hero for making Monday not so “Tedy Afful”.

Washington didn’t have wooden teeth, but there’s probably no “Enslaved Jones” eligible this year.

Words cannot describe how awesome this post was!

I have definitely read the romance novel where Ulysses Bentley IV was an English tycoon seeking revenge on the ex-girlfriend/now business rival that he still loves but hates and ultimately needs to keep control of his family’s hundred-year-old architecture firm.

(This is some of my favorite draft coverage. Gotta go do the Macarena in my office now. Door closed.)

Thank god this is behind a paywall… this is what we’re subbed for!!!

Least likely to appear on “The OC”
1. OC Brothers, LB, UAB

Too good.

Just amazing

Come on Bo, how could you leave out the category “Most likely to inspire Rachel to pick a baby name”?!

My top 3 were:

Tiger Shanks
Internet-era full sentences
Pleasant-Johnson

Bo, hope you and Rachel landed on a great one for baby #3! And congrats whenever you (or more likely Zach) reads this!

Incredible as always

This list proves you are the hardest working man in Philly sports media

I can’t believe I actually read this.

A couple of future/past current Eagles:
Walter Nolen Smith
Colston Lovelandon Dickerson
Mathew Golden Tate

I was reading this article while my middle school students were working independently. A bunch of them could see me smirking and laughing to myself and asked what was so funny. I did not know how to explain this article and why it is funny.